You can’t. Just quit right now. I don’t get asked a lot of questions on my blog, but this question comes in more than any other. Why can’t you get a stripper to date you? The question is fundamental flawed. The question makes the assumption that there is something special about dancers. That there is some sort of secret trick that will always work. How do you ask a stripper out? How do you ask a waitress out or how do you ask a doctor out, it’s the exact same problem. What a person does for a living does not define who they are.
There are a thousand things you can do to make a dancer not want to date you. One of the best ways to make sure a dancer will never go out with you is to try and ask her out. Most clubs have rules against dating customers. You are a customer which means that her primary interest is to make money of you. That last fact can sometimes really hard for some customers to accept. Most people will decide what they want to be true then only acknowledge the things that confirm the belief and ignore the things that deny it. Unfortunately for dancers aspects of their job will lead guys to think they are interested in them. I suppose they are interested in their actually interested in some of their customers, but as customers not dating material. However, there are customers will just notice things like she pays attention to him and ignore the other things like she is doing this because she pays him.
Despite the overwhelming odds against dating a dancer it does happen. I can speak from personal experience, having dated a couple of girls who also danced. So here is my two step method on “How to get a stripper to date you”. Step one: hang out at the same club for six years. During that time never do anything that can be remotely creepy. If you do you’ll have to wait another six years. You could get a master’s degree in that time if you’re industrious, or at least a bachelor’s degree. And it would probably cost less too. During the six years you must tip well as not to look like too much of a tight wad.
If you make the six year probation period, you still can’t do anything. But by now you’ve probably established the reputation of being a normal person. Why six years? By this point most of the dancers you were a jerk too have moved on and the ones that are left you’ve probably tipped a couple of thousand dollars so they more inclined to look on you favorably. Now step two: all you have to wait to meet a dancer who has similar interests as you, you get along with, and also find’s you attractive. This will probably take another couple years. It would probably be much more effective to go some where else to look for a date. Seriously, it’s a strip club not a dating service.
For those of few of you who still read this blog, thanks for being patient. I’ve had a few medical issues recently. It sucks getting old. I’ve seemed to have resolved everything so I’ll return to my usual blogging routine. At least I’ll post more than once every six months.
