Stripper time Vs. Civilian time

One of the more difficult things about being friends with a dancer is the schedule difference. Most dancers are sleeping while the rest of the world is up and vice versa. It always seems a dancer schedule is at odds with the rest of the world. So decided to make a chart so compare what a civilian is thinking and what a dancer is thinkingdsuring the course of a typical work day.

		Civilian		Stripper
12:00  midnight		Wow, it’s a little late probably I should think about going home		Work
1:00 AM		it’s time to wrap things up, I have to work tomorrow		It’s primetime!
2:00 AM		This isn’t a end well if I don’t get to sleep soon.		Work is almost over, time to think about what next.
3:00 AM		This is way too late. Work is going To suck tomorrow		Where do we want to eat?
4:00 AM		Why am I still awake?		Time to head home
5:00 AM		God its late/God its early		God I hope I set the DVR so I
6:00 AM		It's about time to get up,		I should be asleep
7:00 AM		I should be getting ready for work		I really should be asleep
8:00 AM		I don't want to work, but I should head in		This isn’t going to end well if don’t get to sleep soon
9:00 AM		Work		Oh my god its late/Oh my god its early
11:00 AM		Work		Why am I awake, kill me now
12 noon		Lunch		This is way too late. Work is going to suck tomorrow
1:00 PM		Work		Who the hell is calling this time of the day? Die
2:00 PM		Work		must sleep
3:00 PM		Work		Its about time to get up
4:00 PM		Work		I need breakfast
5:00 PM		Work is almost over, time to think about what next.		I neep a nap
6:00 PM		Heading home		Still need a nap
7:00 PM		Where do we want to eat?		I should get get ready for work
8:00 PM		I wonder who's working		I don't want to work, but I should head in
9:00 PM		Let's head to the club		I'm tired, I need an energy drink
10:00 PM		I should think about going home		Finally, customers and energy
11:00 PM		It's getting a little late		Time to get serious

101 uses for old stripper shoes, #37

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