Important safety tip: daring drunk dancers can be hazardous. A dancer threaten to cover my face in lip stick smears so I'd get in trouble when I got home. To which I replied I live alone and there was nothing she could do to me. I was wrong. Who would have thought she'd give me a felony hickey. I wore collared shirts to work for a week.

That's going to leave a mark.
Wow. doesn't sound like a good dance at all, and what are we, in 8th grade?
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